三個傻瓜 Three Idiots精彩片段2

02:44:10~02:48:30

 

Chatur: Having fun, idiots?

Rancho: Hey, hi, Chatur.

Chatur: Ranchhoddas Chanchad. How do you do, Mr. Teacher? Wow, you’re a teacher in a village. A for apple, B for ball… Our trains left together. But your traveled in reverse from engineer to primary teacher. What’s your salary, Chanchad? 5000? For me, that’s 100. My son’s pocket money is more than your salary.

Raju: Cut the crap.

Chatur: Crap is what he gave us. Wanted to change the education system, change the world. Finally, what does h change? Kid’s diapers.

Farhan: You gonna break his jaw or should I?

Rancho: Just relax.

Chatur: Remember I’d said one day you’d cry and I’d laugh? Sign here. Accept you lost and I won.

Rancho: Declaration of Defeat. Unbelievable, man. Chatur, crazy guy.

Chatur: Hey, this is Virus’s pen! You pinched it?

Rancho: Forget it, man.

Chatur: This is for winners, not losers. If your school ever needs help, call my assistant for donation. A for apple, B for ball.

Rancho: He hasn’t changed at all.

Farhan: Ignore him.

Raju: He’s full of crap.

Pia: Good news is your name isn’t Rachhoddas Chanchad. Imagine, after marriage, I’m Pia Chanchad – yuck! By the way, what’s your real name?

Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.

Farhan& Raju: Wangdu?

Pia: Pia Wangdu?

Raju: You mean you’re a scientist?

Farhan: You have 400 petents?

Pia: I won’t change my name after marriage.

Raju: You mean you’re Chatur’s Wangdu?

Rancho: Yes.

Farhan: It’s you the Japanese are wooing?

Pia: I don’t like Wangdu.

Farhan: Are you a scientist or a teacher?

Rancho: Scientist, but I also teach children.

Raju: So you are THE Phunsukh Wangdu?

Farhan: Yes, yes. Hey Chatur, come back

Chatur: Take that.

Rancho: Wait, I’ll stop him.

Chatur: Mr. Wangdu, I can’t believe it’s you.

Rancho: I’m sorry, Mr. Chatur. I can’t sign the deal with your company.

Chatur: What sir? Why sir?

Rancho: How do I sign, man? You took my pen.

Chatur: What pen, sir? I didn’t get your….

Rancho: The one in your hand. Virus’s pen.

Chatur: Mr. Wangdu?

Rancho: Yes, Chatur? A for apple, B for ball.

Farhan: S for screwed.

Chatur: You got me. Rancho. I mean, Mr. Wangdu. Totally floored me. Good one. I hope our personal problem won’t affect this deal.

Raju: Hey, Chatur. Take that.

Chatur: I was just joking, man. Deep down, I knew you’d do great things.

Rancho: You’re fibbing.

Chatur: No, really, I swear. Rancho – 100, Chatur – 0. You win, I lose. You don’t believe me?

Farhan: Beware of farts your.

Chatur: Majesty, you are great. Accept this humble offering.

Pia: Free advice. Mr. Wangdu. Run for your life.

Chatur: Rancho, I’ll lose my job, man. I have small kids….