愛情限時簽 The Proposal精彩片段2

 

Margaret: Where's a towel? Towel. Towel, towel, towel, towel, towel. This is all they have for a towel? It's ridiculous. I can't get dry. Hello. Hello? No, no, no, no, no. Just... I'm sorry. Let me just...let me just get a towel. Let me just get a towel. Just... look. You need to just... I'm sorry. OK, I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle. I'm sorry. Go away. Go away. Go, go. Just let me get a towel. Go, go, go... Hold on. Yeah. Huh? How you like that? Huh? Take it, take it. That's right. That's what I'm talking about.

You like that? You like it. Come here. Come to Mama. That's right. Get on the carpet. That's a good boy. Yes! That's good, boy! Come on. Come on!

 

 

Andrew: What the?

 

Margaret: Oh! Why are you naked? Oh, my God!

 

Andrew: Why are you wet? Oh, my God.

 

Margaret: Don't look at me. I don't understand.

 

Andrew: Why are you wet?

 

Margaret: Why are you naked? Don't look at me. Oh, God! You're showing everything. Cover it up, for the love of God! Oh, God, not the Baby Maker. Explain yourself please.

 

Andrew: Explain myself?

 

Margaret: Yes, explain yourself.

 

Andrew: I was outside.

 

Margaret: Really? You didn't hear me?

 

Andrew: I was listening...

 

Margaret: What are you doing home?

 

Andrew: Then you just, jump me out of nowhere?

 

Margaret: What's that? I didn't mean to jump you. Your dog was attacking me, and I

had to run, and I ran into you.

 

Andrew: What is it with you and this dog?

 

Margaret: Just, you know, just... go. Go...

 

Andrew: Fine.

Margaret: Go take a shower. You stink.

 

Andrew: Fine. Nice tattoo, by the way.

 

Margaret: What? See? See? Exactly. You see that?

 

Andrew: Barely made it out with my life there. See the size of the teeth on that thing?

 

Margaret: I didn't...

 

 

 

Margaret: Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble.

 

Andrew’s mom: Oh, you're family now. It's no trouble.

 

Andrew’s dad: Hey, you have room for one more?

 

Andrew: Wow. Could we not do the Brady family meeting right now?

 

Andrew’s dad: We just got up if you don't mind.

 

Andrew: Yeah.

 

Andrew’s dad: Your mother and I have come up with a proposition and I happen to think it's a terrific idea...

 

Andrew’s mom: We want you to get married here tomorrow.

 

Andrew: Tomorrow.

 

Margaret: What? What? What? No.

 

Andrew’s mom: Well, you're gonna get married anyway, so why don't you get married here where we can be all together, and that way Grandma Annie can be a part of it.

 

Margaret: Oh. Oh, we're... No. No. No, it's Gammy's birthday tomorrow. Big day for her. We don't want to ruin it. That's, you know...

 

Grandma Annie: I've had 89 birthday parties, I don't need another one.

 

Margaret: Oh, Gammy.

 

Grandma Annie: It would be a dream come true for me to see my one grandchild's wedding. A dream come true! So you'll do it? Before I'm dead?

 

Margaret & Andrew: OK. OK. OK.

 

Grandma Annie: OK, we will do everything. And you can get married

like we did, in the barn. It's a Paxton family tradition.

 

Margaret: Oh, wow! Yup. Wow! I've always wanted to get married in a... in a barn.

 

Grandma Annie: I have. It's a sign. A sign from the universe that

you're meant to be together. We must give thanks, I tell you. Come, come.

We must give thanks. OK, I know I should leave you alone now. But we're just so excited! I know you're excited, too.

 

 

Margaret:  It's the craziest. Really excited. Yeah! Go. Go. Go. Oh, my God.

 

Andrew: When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham, she's gonna... she's gonna be crushed, and my grandmother's gonna die.

 

Margaret: Your mom's not gonna find out.

 

Andrew: My father.

 

Margaret: What's with that?

 

Andrew: The wedding thing? Where'd that come from?

 

Margaret: She probably got him worked up into it. It's fine. She's not gonna find out. They're not going to find out.

 

Andrew: God. Margaret!

 

Margaret: Andrew, they're not gonna find out, OK? Just relax. It's gonna be OK. It's not like we're gonna be married forever. We'll be happily divorced before you know it. It will be fine. It will be fine. You OK?

 

Andrew: Yeah.

 

Margaret: Get us some coffee.

 

Andrew: Yeah.

 

Margaret: So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte?

 

Andrew: You're right, you know...Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine.

 

Margaret: Absolutely. Gonna be fine.

 

Andrew: Everything is going to be great.

 

Margaret: But this little missus better learn how to cook, so she can take care of her husband. Keep my man happy. I don't want him leaving me for another woman.

 

Andrew: Come on. Haven't left you yet, Margaret.

 

Margaret: I got it. Let go.

 

Andrew: You all right?

 

Margaret: Yeah... You know what? I'm gonna go.

 

Andrew: Where?

 

Margaret: I just kinda feel like going outside.

 

Andrew: All right. That's the bathroom.

 

Margaret: Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just...I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna go out, outside.

 

Andrew: All right.

 

Margaret: All right.

 

 

 

Margaret: Hey, Gammy. Thanks, Gammy.

 

Ramone: Everyone, please be seated.

 

Margaret: Ramone.

 

Ramone: We are gathered here today to give thanks and to celebrate one of life's greatest moments. To give recognition to the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways of Andrew and Margaret's true love in front of family and friends. For it is their family and friends who taught Andrew and Margaret to love. So it is only right that

family and friends are all...Do you have a question?

 

Margaret: No...

 

Ramone: Your hand is up.

 

Margaret: Oh, it, it's not a question, but I do have something I need to say.

 

Andrew: Margaret. Can it wait till after? No. No.

 

Margaret: Hi there. Hi. Thank you all so much for coming out. I... have a bit of an announcement

to make about the wedding. - A confession, actually.

 

Andrew: What are you doing?

 

Margaret: I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian. With an expired visa who was about to be deported. And because I didn't want to leave this wonderful country of yours, I forced Andrew here to marry me.

 

Andrew: Margaret, stop it.

 

Margaret: See, Andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic. Something I think he learned from you.

And for three years I watched him work harder than anyone else at our company. And I knew that if I threatened to destroy his career... ...he would, he would do just about anything. So I blackmailed him to

come up here and to lie to you. All of you. And I thought it would be easy to watch him do it. But it wasn't.

Turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life once you find out how wonderful they are. You have a beautiful family. Don't let this come between you. This was my fault.

 

Andrew: Margaret...

 

Margaret: Andrew, this was a business deal, and you held up your end, but now the deal is off. I'm sorry. And you, meet me at the dock. You're giving me a ride to the airport.

 

 

 

Margaret: Why are, why are you panting?

 

Andrew: Because I've been running.

 

Margaret: Really. From Alaska?

 

Andrew: I need to talk to you.

 

 

Yeah? Well, I don't

have time to talk.

 

Margaret: I need to catch a 5.45 to Toronto.

 

Andrew: Margaret.

 

Margaret: I need the boxes to go out today. I want to make sure everything is...

 

Andrew: Margaret! Stop talking! Gotta say something.

 

Margaret: OK.

 

Andrew: This will just take a sec.

 

Margaret: Fine. What?

 

Andrew: Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Or poisoned.

 

Margaret: Oh, that's nice.

 

Andrew: I told you to stop talking. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to change.

Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out

when we were naked.

 

Colleagues: Naked?

 

Margaret: Well, I didn't see anything...

 

Andrew: Yeah, you did. But I didn't realise any of this until I was standing alone. In a barn... wife-less. Now, you can imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So, Margaret. Marry me. Because I'd like to date you.

 

Margaret: Trust me. You don't really want to be with me.

 

Andrew: Yes, I do.

 

Margaret: See, the thing is, there is a reason why I've been alone all this time. I'm comfortable that way.  

And I think it would just be a lot easier if we forgot everything that happened and I just left.

 

Andrew: You're right. That would be easier.

 

Margaret: I'm scared.

 

Andrew: Me, too.

 

Margaret: Aren't you supposed to get down on your knee or something?

 

Andrew: I'm gonna take that as a "yes".

 

Margaret: Oh, OK.

 

Colleagues: Yeah! Show her who's boss, Andrew!